Friday, June 01, 2007
But enough with the cute sayings. If I keep writing like this, this blog entry will be nothing but a trainwreck.
"Things", as I said in a previous sentence, have become clear. That doesn't mean I should make these things clear to you, my dear reader. I'm just documenting that they became clear.
When things become clear, much of your philosophy changes. Many of the things you did before have suddenly a different meaning. Priorities change and you can clearly distinguish between a before the clarity and an after the clarity time.
To relativists, actions and reasons depend on the point of view of the actor. Well, I can truly say my points of view have changed dramatically.
Sunday, May 27, 2007
The creative process is so ephemeral. There may not even be a "creative process" to speak of. Can something that doesn't even exist be ephemeral?
Monday, April 16, 2007
Now, I have finally figured it all out. For example, I now completely understand all women. Love is sooo easy now. But why bore you with the easy stuff.
After my personal development course on wealth I made $100 Million in two days. I would tell you how to do it, but then again, why bore you here. All you have to do is take the course.
Let's talk about the really easy part. Making absolutely all your wishes come true. I figured it all out. Actually, I was taught it by my personal life coach. But it's also "secret", so you better get the DVD. How come I didn't think of "it". Now I know everything.
I'm so happy that you have no alternative but to like me.
Animals even talk to me. I walk on fire. I have had so many out of body experiences that I'm running out of planets to visit. For variety, I just get colonics, because after all that's where all the shit is.
My chakras are perfect. I go to massages where no one touches me. After all, it's "network care" where they really care about fixing everything that's wrong with you.
I gave up meat and chicken and fish. Now the rabbits are going hungry because I eat all their food. That's why they talk to me.
I would tell you more but I think first you must want to change yourself. I could show you (for a small fee of course, aren't you worth the investment?).
I'm glad I changed my life. It's really good being me. I know it all.
Now, where did I put my keys?
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Life has many turns. Undiscovered feelings appear out of nowhere. One cannot control everything one sets out to do, even if one tries. What is "the secret" that everyone seems to be talking about right now? The secret is to believe! Easy to sell, impossible to prove wrong.